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Item #: SCP-9301
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: Attempts at containing SCP-9301 are currently ongoing due to the catastrophic implications of failed detainment. No viable method has been identified for containing SCP-9301 without posing a substantial risk of causing a ZK-Class Reality Failure event.
If SCP-9301 is visibly spotted, any Mobile Task Force taking hold of the Scranton Reality Anchor are to be dispatched to the location to threaten SCP-9301 into leaving the narrative. Any attempts at attacking SCP-9301 is to be labelled as treason.
Containment Update ██/██/2020: All personnel and survivors that have not taken part in SCP-9301's "election" are to be relocated to Site-96 and subjected to a psychological evaluation. Additionally, all sites containing SCP anomalies must remain secured at all times. All on-site entrances are to be kept locked except when admitting authorized personnel or survivors. Survivors taking part in SCP-9301's election cannot be saved.
Description: SCP-9301 refers to a phenomenon when catalogued anomalies spontaneously disappear. Upon completion of this process, SCP-9301-B instances will initiate manifestation within local Foundation facilities. SCP-9301-B exhibits a pronounced inclination toward monetary resources and necessitates a substantial influx of funds to cater to various expenditures, including but not limited to electricity bills, child support obligations, and the procurement of items referred to as "homework" folders and "slaves." However, any monetary offering made to SCP-9301-B by any individual and for any reason has been noted to mysteriously vanish for reasons unknown.
When active, SCP-9301-B shall begin breaching its containment chamber through unknown means. Any physical contact made with SCP-9301-B has led to the affected individual becoming a subject of the widely circulated "overall point" edit, which has gained popularity within the powerscaling community. When interrogated regarding the aforementioned incidents, SCP-9301-B shall consistently deny any involvement, likely due to its mental state.
According to the Alpha Layer Research Unit, SCP-9301-B appears to have an unexpected online presence, amassing a substantial following of over a thousand subscribers on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. SCP-9301-B's designated channel is "Capeditz219," SCP-9301 itself.
Addendum 9301.1: Downloaded Picture
On a further note, SCP-9301 has appeared to develop its own "Family Tree." The image is listed below.
Despite having little to no meaning of SCP-9301's labelled properties, the image has inexplicably led to the establishment of a religious site dedicated to its worship. The Foundation has not received any further information or updates pertaining to SCP-9301 at this point in time.
Update, 6/20/2023, 9:57 AM: It has been confirmed that SCP-9301 has successfully taken control of an editor known as "⌘Eternixッ" and has successfully implanted itself into a video. The means by which the entity gained control over the editor and the specifics of the video in question are currently under investigation. However, it is apparent that the entity is using this platform to communicate with Foundation personnel and possibly other entities.
As per containment protocol, several Mobile Task Forces equipped with Scranton Reality Anchors have been dispatched to assist Pataphysical Agents in confronting and threatening SCP-9301. Attempts are currently ongoing.
Update, 6/20/2023, 10:02 AM: In the aftermath of the most recent abduction event attributed to SCP-9301, investigations have revealed that the entity has ceased its anomalous activities related to the ongoing narrative. Furthermore, SCP-9301 has abandoned its control over the "⌘Eternixッ" editor, making them easily detainable.