Item #: SCP-2003-J
Illustration of SCP-2003-J.
Object Class: Safe Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2003-J is to be contained in a 5x5x5 meter room, containing a wooden table and a purple mug with an image of a Pokémon named "Koffing", which has the writing "Koffee" under it. SCP-2003-J is to be protected from any erotic or out of normal actions on her. (We are watching you, Dr. Bright.)
Description: SCP-2003-J is a small, humanoid creature resembling the Pokémon under the name of "Gardevoir". SCP-2003-J is currently contained in Site-35, having a female specimen. SCP-2003-J Is very intelligent. It is usually friendly towards Class D Personnel. SCP-2003-J is known to communicate with English and fluent French. No containment breaches have been confirmed or documented. SCP-2003-J has psychic powers such as telekinesis and teleportation, making the object hard to contain.
| Test Log 1: SCP-999 is introduced to SCP-2003-J
SCP-999: (Sounds curious and excited) SCP-2003-J: (Shows singals of confusion and curiosity) SCP-999: (Proceeds to hug and giggle with 2003-J) SCP-2003-J and SCP-999 proceed to play together until the test end. Dr. Bright: I want to fuck this thing. (Points at SCP-2003-J) Dr. Teather: You will get in trouble with the MTFs. We should do more tests. |
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| Interwiev 1
SCP-2003-J: Salut? Dr. Teather: Um, can we get a traductor? SCP-2003-J: Oh, you speak Anglais? Dr. Teather: Sure I do. So, we are going to give a couple of questions. SCP-2003-J: Where am I? Dr. Teather: Well, that is not important in the moment. SCP-2003-J Remains silent. Dr. Teather: Where did you come from? SCP-2003-J: From my mom? Dr. Teather: What country or region are you from? SCP-2003-J: Somewhere called "Canada". Dr. Teather: Have you experienced any type of abuse? SCP-2003-J: Yes... At night... Someone called "Dr. Bright". Dr. Teather: That motherfu- TEST END |
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